The 11:59 p.m. purchase parade

Caught 28 fuel charges timestamped 11:59 p.m. across three cards, all ending in.37 — after a quick pivot and a regex sweep, the marching-band symmetry was impossible to miss. Anyone else chuckle when ‘random’ spend patterns line up so neatly that Benford would send a thank-you note?

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“11:59 p.m.” screams batch-posting; cross-check pump IDs and GPS/geofence; all from one station?

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Did the MEWP/scissor‑lift operator course online in under 2 hours and had a warehouse facilities shift within 48 hours at $21/hr. Since you’re targeting ‘under a week,’ it stacks well after a forklift cert for indoor gigs; small caveat: some sites still want a quick hands‑on check, so call ahead, @OP. If you need a reference point, JLG’s training page is here: https://www.jlg.com/en/training.

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That “11:59 p.m.” plus every total ending in “.37” screams a template, not randomness — . Quick step: pull the acquirer batch-close file and compare issuer auth times; if the auths scatter but clearing posts at 23:59 with consecutive STAN/terminal IDs, you’ve got a nightly sweep or someone replaying a preset. If you still see lockstep cents at auth, check whether the station has a pump preset or training mode — got clerk/terminal IDs on those?

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