The funniest way to launder money? Just kidding

I was reviewing a case the other day where a client tried to disguise illicit funds by investing in a ‘fool-proof’ vending machine business… I can’t help but laugh — it’s like they thought the only thing that could get ‘hot’ was the snacks! Anyone else come across those ridiculous schemes that are just too funny to take seriously?

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I once had a client who thought buying a llama farm would cover up their cash flow issues. It’s like they thought they could just ‘herd’ the money away! Ever thought about how some of these ‘business ideas’ could become real ventures if they weren’t meant for money laundering? @ForensicFun, what’s the wildest scheme you’ve seen?

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@daisyq_92 That’s a clever twist — i once had a client who tried to pass off money through a ‘gourmet’ dog treat line. You’d think the only thing going to the dogs was their whole idea.

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It’s hilarious how some think they can outsmart the system! I once dealt with a guy who believed a ‘vintage’ car restoration business would clean his cash — turns out, the only thing getting restored was his reputation! What do you think drives these wild ideas?

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