When audits turn into comedy routines

Have you ever had an audit that felt more like a stand-up routine than a financial review? I remember one time discovering a client had coded ‘miscellaneous’ on every transaction just to throw us off. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve encountered a creative explanation, I’d never need to detect money laundering again. Anyone else want to share their funniest audit moments?

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